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    Friday, January 23

    Confidence in Britain (thanks Dave)

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    Hurray!

    David Cameron and George Osborne have hit the airwaves to exhort Britons to think positive.

    The press release is a work of genius. Analysts are now expecting markets to rally forthwith as we all just forget about this silly recession.

    Here are the best bits of the press release:


    George Osborne stressed the need to restore confidence after figures showed that GDP fell by 1.5% in the last quarter.
    "Britons absolutely need to cheer up if they are going to start blindly spending the money that they don't have again."

    "The Conservatives absolutely want to help build consumer and market confidence. That's why we are emphasising the fact the Government is leading Britain into the abyss of eternal doom."

    "Gordon you ruined everything, life is over, there is no tomorrow. Oh God... oh God... sometimes I just wish I could end it all with one of my big guns."

    "The only thing that keeps me going is killing defenceless animals. That's why we're re-announcing our support for turning a blind eye to hunting with dogs"

    "Only under the leadership of David Cameron, will people again be able to pay their gas bills while avoiding eating their own dogs."

    ENDS

    Thursday, January 22

    Kawczynski hilarity

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    Yes, yes, if you didn't know already you do now Kawczynski is a wally.

    I break from pressing work quickly just to recount when Kawczynski a while back went on Today and said that the BBC should focus more on non-white immigrants and that the corporation racist against the Polish.

    I also remember him once making another over the top address to Parliament, asking"Won't somebody think of the people of Shrewsbury?!"

    Sorry for the brevity, but don't have time for a full on character assasination today.

    Wednesday, January 14

    The Height of Hypocisy

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    Just picked up on this: Tories attack Baroness Vadera's claim that she could see a "few green shoots" of recovery as "insensitive." (BBC)
    Let me get this straight, the party that has recently made choices statements like:
    [The economic crisis has created] "an incredibly good moment for us" Andrew Mitchell, Conservative Shadow International Development Spokesperson
    and 
    "Recession can be good for us" Andrew Lansley, Conservative Shadow Health Secretary
    says that comment was insensitive?? Hypocrisy doesn't come much better than this.

    Another of the unelected joins BERR

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    The Government announced early this morning that the appointment of the Chairman of Standard Chartered Bank Mervyn Davies as trade minister in the Business department (BERR), to help the Government respond to the banking crisis (Telegraph).

    He will be made a Peer and becomes the latest BERR Minister to hail from beyond the elected House of Commons.

    Before the Business Committee this morning Lord Mandelson of Hartlepool and Foy defended GB's latest unelected appointee saying

    "I don’t think we should deny ourselves access to the talent pool of the Lords."

     Surely as Davies is being made a Peer in order to join the Government (as was Peter Mandelson), the Business Secretary is himself denying our Government access to the existing talent pool in the Lords.



    Friday, January 9

    Facebook strikes again in latest Tory scandal!

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    The news is out that a member of conservative future has attended a party dressed as Maddy McCann attired (in his own words on facebook for all to see) in "pink pyjamas, a teddy bear and a vial of fake blood." (BBC)

    On a positive note, this must be the first scandal that involved neither incriminating photos or ugly racism!

    You may remember the Tory researcher who in 2007 burnt a cork and 'blacked up' at a party, before being snapped and tagged on facebook. (Guardian)

    You may also remember in 2008 the Tory councillor who attended a party dressed as a slave driver... with a 'slave' in tow! (Daily Record)

    All hail the new progressives!

    (RSS readers click through to see pictures)

    Monday, January 5

    Gaza

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    I have refrained from speaking about the unspeakable in Gaza over the last few days because I felt that I had nothing to say which was not thought by a huge majority of people. I've been drawn into interjection because I was so appalled by the dogmatic and peurile takes of leading bloggers Iain Dale and Guido Fawkes.

    I have always maintained, and I still do, that it is not for anyone who considers himself or herself as contributing to a responsible public discourse to 'take a side' because that is no basis for forming a dialogue around facilitating a peace agreement (which assumes that is the end which we in the UK wish to bring about).

    For my part I believe the basis of a ceasefire should include a cessation of hostilities on both sides, the opening of the crippling blockade which has helped whip up radicalism and rockets Gaza, and the recognition of Hamas as a Government elected in a free and fair election, and Hamas's renunciation of their stated goal to harm the Israeli. These last points are obviously the most politically difficult to attain, but they could be possible if mutually agreed, and this can only happen through a dialogue which the current hostilities threaten to render impossible.  All this then, once achieved would be the basis of a path towards an eventual two state solution and peace.

    All that may sound Utopian, but there are actually quite strong signs that Hamas could accept such terms, especially if the UN collectively applied pressure for a resolution. As we know that must include the US, who like in Lebanon are keener to wait and watch Israel's neighbour weakened, watching too the destruction of all possibility of peace during our generation.

    A ceasefire must occur before negotiations take place. Hamas, unable to lose face politically, has said it would negotiate after an Israeli withdrawal. The Economist actually argued that Hamas let ceasefire break down in order to force the issue of negotiations around a blockade that is now as old as it is painful. Hamas obviously badly misjudged the political mood of a Government both weakened politically and emboldened by the nadir of the American power vacuum. Yet few commentators predicted this, preferring to think Israel's eyes were on Iranian nuclear plants - understandable given the debacle of Lebanon that has become political poison for Ehud Olmert. Perhaps Hamas drew the same conclusions, we could not blame them for thinking that the prospect of another Lebanon would make Olmert's weak government balk, but instead war has tragically presented a perfect short term political escape route, and the timing could not be more auspicious.

    Of course I know Guido Fawkes is not a serious blogger but frankly regular readers will know that in the main neither am I! I prefer to quip and joke facetiously in order to carry a serious point. I expect most of my readers read because my writing sometimes entertains them. I think that accessibility is the basis of effective persuasive public discourse. I fully understand Fawkes's appeal. Yet I cannot believe his treatment of these events.

    Instead of posting a link to help my readers buy pizza for soldiers, I will post this LINK to a set of pictures taken today and yesterday and posted on 'canarypapers'. As usual I don't necessarily agree with all the views, but there aren't really many, mostly simple descriptions under each picture. I believe that if you are willing to form opinions about a topic you should first be able to look upon the deeds you describe. After all you affect their memory, and so help build the framework through which their meaning and ramifications are formed.

    Who are Obama's biggest donors?

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    Barack Obama's campaign just published the full list of his donors.

    Change.gov: The Obama-Biden Transition Team | Donors

    They put it on a 'blist' spreadsheet. Its apparently all there, but its pretty badly laid out. You can sort columns ascending/descending in the normal way, but if you sort numbers (i.e. size of donation, it sorts by the first, second, third (etc) number rather than the actual amount. You could theoretically print it off and plough through their 53,853 donors but that would be fairly arduous.

    The page failed after a couple of minutes, but that may well be because of the amount of traffic.

    'The Obama-Biden Transition Project' profess to be publishing the information "In keeping with President-elect Obama's pledge to run the most open and transparent transition in history" but it would appear that they wish to avoid coverage similar to the headlines Clinton suffered last week.

    I wonder whether on request they would provide an excel spreadsheet which could be effectively scoured. Perhaps they should put up a link to one, or alternatively sort the existing list out pronto, in the interests of transparency.

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    MORI poll shows 37% of teachers once wore dunce's cap

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    Just heard from UK polling report about an Ipsos MORI poll which revealed that 37% of science teachers sampled said that they would support teaching creationism in science lessons.

    Errrr...

    I thought I'd share this wonderful website with all budding science teachers: www.answersingenesis.org

    Its a wonderful website, full of all the reasons why creationism is completely delusional great.

    This particular page contains the answer to the timeless question "What really happened to the dinosaurs?"

    "Dinosaurs are used more than almost anything else to indoctrinate children and adults"

    "According to the Bible: Dinosaurs first existed around 6,000 years ago.3 God made the dinosaurs, along with the other land animals, on Day 6 of the Creation Week (Genesis 1:20–25, 31). Adam and Eve were also made on Day 6—so dinosaurs lived at the same time as people, not separated by eons of time."
    That solves that mystery then, case closed. Priceless knowledge. Lets top indoctrinating our kids!